sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

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beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

474,740 notes   •   August 26 2014, 09:24 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

prmartyls:

By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.

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voltorbo:

first i get absolute consent. then i fuck yo bitch

72,375 notes   •   August 26 2014, 09:17 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

dadberyn:

ooh burn i say as i apply cold water to my finger

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harrygilmore:

rickriordamnit:

petition for australia to host a winter olympic games

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eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

598,265 notes   •   August 26 2014, 09:17 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

275,168 notes   •   August 26 2014, 09:15 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
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aaaaa42:

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

116,872 notes   •   August 26 2014, 09:14 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

kawashironitori:

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

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hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

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castiels-feathery-butt:

when he cums inside u

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