ok So. IDK about you guys, but I am so over this whole “put ur boobz away, they are distracting to my teenage son.”
Like I’m fucking sorry that I can’t get clothes to fit me right unless I show a little breast. Sorry that I have a hard time fitting into clothes that fit my height and weight but not my boobs. Sorry I have to wear looser clothes to breathe and that causes me to show a little cleavage. Sorry I don’t wear turtle necks every fucking time I come over to visit my best friend.
But you know what?
I’m even more sorry that your “Teenage son” who is 18, is too big of a dick wad to think about anything else other than my breasts. Sorry he doesn’t have the capabilities to think about anything else. I’m sorry he’s going to become a bum and not go to college bc he can only think of my boobs. FUCK YOUR SON.
When not to sing Let It Go…
WHAT KIND OF SADISTIC MONSTER CREATED THIS!!!
I found this on Pinterest. I just…I don’t even…
I am so cold RN. Does anybody want to come over and cuddle with me in bed. Play with my hair, talk about cute animals? Tickle me maybe? Make out a little?
international women’s day is almost over where i live, so i’m glad i finished this in time.
Someone stuck a plunger on the back of a chicken FOR SCIENCE.
How do I get that job? Why was that career path never laid out for me when I was in middle school?
Subtitles are the best part II
selfie game strong this evening
omg i didn’t edit it i was literally just taking selfies for so long that i realized if you hide the camera under the alcove of my desk light it makes this glow at the top of the picture
too cute! uwu