how does one track a tag?

POSTED April 15, 2014 @ 21:45 WITH 1 note
subsonictinman:

fleurdilys:

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away Henry VIII’s milk

i swear i tried not to reblog this.

i tried too. i failed.

subsonictinman:

fleurdilys:

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away Henry VIII’s milk

i swear i tried not to reblog this.

i tried too. i failed.

POSTED April 15, 2014 @ 21:39 WITH 521,743 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: timelord-laun (SOURCE: yourbloodinmine)

captainlucifer:

hannibal’s milkshake is made from all the boys in the yard

POSTED April 15, 2014 @ 21:33 WITH 116,403 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: purrmetheus (SOURCE: captainlucifer)

lunarshadesofindigo:

F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka.

POSTED April 15, 2014 @ 21:33 WITH 236,219 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: aliwa
POSTED April 15, 2014 @ 20:06 WITH 77,440 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: thesassycat (SOURCE: fuckyeahstills)

drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

POSTED April 15, 2014 @ 20:04 WITH 596,932 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: aliwa (SOURCE: the-eleventh-blog)

andrewbelami:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

POSTED April 14, 2014 @ 18:30 WITH 217,727 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: wakalrus (SOURCE: repllicunt)

beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks

POSTED April 14, 2014 @ 18:17 WITH 353,012 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: punitivedamages (SOURCE: itstonybetch)

vanehwasreal:

vanehwasreal:

i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah

this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden

POSTED April 14, 2014 @ 15:07 WITH 159,404 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: wakalrus (SOURCE: vanehwasreal)

keelahsomethigh:

when u hurt ur boob

image

POSTED April 14, 2014 @ 14:53 WITH 87,748 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: punitivedamages (SOURCE: keelahsomethigh)
kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.

kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.

POSTED April 13, 2014 @ 21:32 WITH 11,688 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: 95dogmes (SOURCE: shownofur.com)

thesassycat:

OKAY SO LIKE I PROMISED I AM HAVING A GIVEAWAY YAY!

Rules!

  • Only reblogs count – I will be using a random url/number generator. (you can like it but it wont count)
  • The giveaway will end on the April 20th! and i’ll announce the winners!
  • Your ask box must be open – I want it to be easy to contact you if you do win. If it is not open, the second winner will be moved to first, the third winner will be moved to second, and I will generate a new person to get the third spot! You have 24 hours to respond.
  • Must Be Following Me – I post cute and funny stuff, you might like it!
  • No giveaway blogs!

Prizes!

1st

  • A $50 Amazon gift card
  • or i could just buy $50 worth of things off your Amazon wishlist so you’ll get a surprise of items

2nd

  • A $25 amazon gift card
  • or i could just surprise you with some items i buy off your Amazon wishlist worth $25

3rd 

  • A $10 amazon gift card
  • or i could just buy $10 worth of items off your Amazon wishlist

okay so this post is getting long enough so i’ll leave the part about the pizza prize under the cut!

Good luck everyone!

Read More

POSTED April 13, 2014 @ 13:36 WITH 4,701 notes
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POSTED April 11, 2014 @ 22:34 WITH 42,694 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: aliwa (SOURCE: sandandglass)

judymartn:

American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary

POSTED April 11, 2014 @ 16:24 WITH 103,735 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: wakalrus (SOURCE: judymartn)
unconspicuous:

b0ob-sweat:

canadumb:

SHE LEFT A BAG OF HER OWN SHIT ON HIS COUNTER

this is literally the funniest thing I have ever read

IT’S BACK

unconspicuous:

b0ob-sweat:

canadumb:

SHE LEFT A BAG OF HER OWN SHIT ON HIS COUNTER

this is literally the funniest thing I have ever read

IT’S BACK

POSTED April 10, 2014 @ 20:12 WITH 215,178 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: purrmetheus (SOURCE: yrthebossapplesauce)