how does one track a tag?
Hold on, let me put away Henry VIII’s milk
i swear i tried not to reblog this.
i tried too. i failed.
hannibal’s milkshake is made from all the boys in the yard
F is for vodka
U is for vodka
N is for vodka.
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh
a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick
beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks
i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah
this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden
when u hurt ur boob
this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.
OKAY SO LIKE I PROMISED I AM HAVING A GIVEAWAY YAY!
- Only reblogs count – I will be using a random url/number generator. (you can like it but it wont count)
- The giveaway will end on the April 20th! and i’ll announce the winners!
- Your ask box must be open – I want it to be easy to contact you if you do win. If it is not open, the second winner will be moved to first, the third winner will be moved to second, and I will generate a new person to get the third spot! You have 24 hours to respond.
- Must Be Following Me – I post cute and funny stuff, you might like it!
- No giveaway blogs!
- A $50 Amazon gift card
- or i could just buy $50 worth of things off your Amazon wishlist so you’ll get a surprise of items
- A $25 amazon gift card
- or i could just surprise you with some items i buy off your Amazon wishlist worth $25
- A $10 amazon gift card
- or i could just buy $10 worth of items off your Amazon wishlist
okay so this post is getting long enough so i’ll leave the part about the pizza prize under the cut!
Good luck everyone!
American Horror Story: Murder House